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Paris pets the pussy!

Apparently, she’ll be doing a lot more of that now, as she claims she’s boycotting sex for a year.

Presumably that’ll give this thing some time to recover. Oh, who are we kidding? It’s never going to fully recover.

Ladies and gentlemen, the face of L’Oreal, sans L’Oreal.

But who needs makeup when you’re made of wax?