Sunday, May 04, 2008

Catlebrity's Got a Brand New Blog

Hey everybody! After a long hiatus, I've got a brand-new blog. It's about poncey atheist rabblerouser Richard Dawkins, and how he's a douchebag! It's called Richard Dawkins is a Douchebag.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Do the Trite Thing

Catlebrity is resting, so if you've finished looking at all our old posts, swing on by our NEW FAVORITE BLOG EVER!

I present to you: trite!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Catlebrity Plays the Hits

Since we’re on, er hiatus, please to enjoy this second batch of Catlebrity’s Greatest Hits. (See more in the sidebar.)

Kittens Living in Nicole's Bikini
Lance Bass is a Pretty Kitty
Arrr! Keith Richards!
Paris in the Toilet (Literally)
Sean Preston Federline Makes a Poopy
Paris Hilton is Toonces the Cat
Paris Sings Show Tunes
K-Fed Takes a Bath
Lost Spinoff: Lost Cat
Jessica Alba, Sin Kitty
Gwyneth ith Pregnant

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Catlebrity is sleeping, again

Catlebrity is sleeping. And Monkeylebrity has escaped. So don't expect new posts for awhile. Enjoy the old ones.

Monday, August 21, 2006

John Mark Karr is a Creepy Monkey

Frequently fired schoolteacher and world traveler John Mark Karr may or may not have killed JonBenet Ramsey, but he is, beyond a reasonable doubt, seriously creepy.

Posted by Catlebrity for guest editor Monkeylebrity. It's Monkey Week on Catlebrity!

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Kittens Discovered Living in Nicole Richie's Bikini

With Nicole Richie growing smaller every day, there’s so much extra room in her now-baggy bikini that a litter of kittens has taken up residence there.

(Original Star magazine scan borrowed from Popbytes.)

For more on Nicole, see Nicole Richie is Thoroughly Inspected.

For another uberskinny celeb, see Posh Should Nosh.

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Friday, August 11, 2006

Mel Gibson blames kinkajous for all the world's wars

Paris Hilton’s kinkajou, Baby Luv, is back! And apparently feeling a little bitey.

Upon hearing the news, a drunken Mel Gibson declared: “Fucking kinkajous! The kinkajous are responsible for all of the wars in the world. Are you a kinkajou?”

Then he stripped to his underwear and began playing the banjo.

For more Mel, see What Jew Talkin' 'Bout, Mel?

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