Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Sean Preston Federline Makes a Poopie

So US Weekly is reporting that not too long ago big mama Britney took little Sean Preston thong shopping with her at Victoria’s Secret -- babies love slutty lingerie! Well, it seems he made a poopie in his diapers and, perfect mother that she is, Brit Brit insisted on changing him right then and there, on the floor, by the cash register. Being a charitable sort, she offered to donate the dirty diaper to a salesperson, who politely declined.

Poor Britney! If it had been little Shiloh Nouvel’s diaper, the employee would have taken it gladly and built a little shrine to it, or auctioned it off on eBay for $10,000.

To avoid future embarrassing scenes, we recommend that Britney have her manny cart around a little litterbox for baby Sean. It’s much more hygienic, and you can wait literally weeks before changing the litter. At least I do.

By the way, here’s a lovely shot of mama Britney.

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