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Recently, while flying over Germany on some super-secret slutty mission, Paris Hilton landed her helicopter on a farm and forced the family living there to let her use their bathroom. Apparently, says someone who was there, "her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn't go inside their own house while she was using the loo."

What's even worse is that she's still not quite sure how to use a toilet. That's why she usually just squats on the ground and lets loose.

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tags: paris hilton, pee, Poo, toilet training