Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Suri Cruise Found! (In a Bag)
Here, at long last, is the authentic photo of Suri Cruise that we’ve all been waiting for. Apparently the reason we hadn’t seen her until now is that she spent most of the last eight weeks hiding in a bag. Hey, that’s perfectly normal behavior for a kitten. What’s strange is that -- even apart from the fact that she’s a kitten -- she doesn’t look much like Tom, or Katie. Actually, she looks more like ... no, that can’t be. I mean, he died in 1987 or something, and we all know there’s no such thing as reincarnation. Or is there?
tags: Suri, tom cruise, Katie Holmes, Scientology, kitten (in a bag).