Monday, June 19, 2006

Brandon Davis Gets an Oil Change

Oily heir and team firecrotch member Brandon Davis has reportedly checked into rehab. No, it has nothing to do with drugs. They just need to scrub him down and apply a fresh coat of oil, a process that may take several weeks.

UPDATE: Aaaak! Brandon Davis has invaded my unconcious! Shortly after posting this, I took a little, er, catnap, and had a dream in which the oily heir and a bunch of his buddies busted into my apartment. One of them dismantled my phone, and the rest were, well, obnoxious douchebags. I couldn't get them to leave so eventually I had to knock Brandon out by bashing him on the head with a bottle of booze.

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