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Oily heir and team firecrotch member Brandon Davis has reportedly checked into rehab. No, it has nothing to do with drugs. They just need to scrub him down and apply a fresh coat of oil, a process that may take several weeks.

UPDATE: Aaaak! Brandon Davis has invaded my unconcious! Shortly after posting this, I took a little, er, catnap, and had a dream in which the oily heir and a bunch of his buddies busted into my apartment. One of them dismantled my phone, and the rest were, well, obnoxious douchebags. I couldn't get them to leave so eventually I had to knock Brandon out by bashing him on the head with a bottle of booze.

tags: brandon davis, oil, grease. rehab, firecrotch