catlebrity

Remember the good old days, when sweet little Britney described herself as (and I'm paraphrasing here), "not a kitten, not yet a cat"? Well, though she's pretty definitively not a kitten any more, we at catlebrity are unable to figure out what she actually IS. Whatever it is, the curlers aren't helping.

While we're at it, here's what the kid would look like if Brit Brit mated with Brit Hume.

Of course, with this guy as the father the poor kid's still got genetics working against him.

Note: The cat model in today’s post is the lovely Maddie-Mollie, whose picture was sent along by reader GinaZ. Just so you know, M-M is not actually as chubby as this in real life. Also, she’s not pink in color, doesn’t have the head of Britney Spears, and doesn’t carry babies around. At least as far as I know. Want your cat on catlebrity? Send us a picture!

tags: britney, Britney Spears, kevin federline, baby, baby daddy, curlers