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Purr-fect! Get it? Get it?

Look, that joke isn't any worse than the dialogue in the Halle Berry Catwoman movie, which we've watched 30 times. Well, three. Or maybe two and a half. Anyway, Halle-Catwoman did call something "purr-fect" in the movie, so our joke is EXACTLY as bad as the dialogue in the movie.

Anyway again: We at Cat.Lebrity are pleased to present the first AUTHENTIC photo* of Angelina's new bundle of joy! You can see the resemblance to her already. But, er, I don't know how to say this exactly, but are we absolutely SURE Brad's the father?

NOTE: By "authentic photo" we mean that the pictures we hastily photoshopped together were, in fact, authentic photos and not, like, drawings. And that at least one of them featured Angelina, or a portion thereof. We're pretty sure.

tags: brangelina, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, shiloh, baby, kitten, lips, photoshop