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You probably know that Paris Hilton is recording an album. And you may have seen the video of her singing, well, it’s either a Rod Stewart song or her impression of tiny Chihuahua puppies being thrown into a thresher.

But I bet you don’t realize that her album isn’t going to be dance music or hip hop. It’s going to be show tunes. Paris will accompany herself on piano, with backup from a flute player she found on craigslist. Which is a little odd, because usually Paris is the one doing the blowing. No, I didn't mean it THAT way, you filthy, filthy people. She does a mean Aqualung!

Want more Paris? Try here, here, and here.

And while we’re at it, here’s her ex-BFF Nicole, in what is possibly the most disturbing picture on our little blog.

And here, Christian Slater makes an appearance in Paris’ bush.

tags: paris hilton, album, singing, screeching, aqualung