Monday, March 20, 2006

Mrs. Trump Gives Birth to a Kitten

You’ve probably already heard the news: Donald Trump’s daughter, er, wife, just popped out a little baby boy -- with the endearing name of Barron William Munchausen Hideous-Combover Trump. Or something like that.

Lost in the hoopla has been one important fact: Mrs. Trump did not in fact give birth to a tiny baby boy human, but a tiny baby boy kitten!

He looks just like his father, but thankfully has been spared dad’s hair.

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