Monday, March 20, 2006
Mrs. Trump Gives Birth to a Kitten
You’ve probably already heard the news: Donald Trump’s daughter, er, wife, just popped out a little baby boy -- with the endearing name of Barron William Munchausen Hideous-Combover Trump. Or something like that.
Lost in the hoopla has been one important fact: Mrs. Trump did not in fact give birth to a tiny baby boy human, but a tiny baby boy kitten!
He looks just like his father, but thankfully has been spared dad’s hair.
tags: Trump, Donald Trump, Melania, Tiny, Baby, Kitten
