Sunday, February 19, 2006
Jessica Alba: Sin Kitty!
How is Jessica Alba like a kitten? She’s so cute that no matter what she does -- good or bad, stupid or smart -- it’s ADORABLE!
Kitten falling asleep eating her dinner? CUUUUTE! Jessica scratching her ass on the beach? PRECIOUS! Kitten clawing apart your couch? Still cute! Jessica appearing in terrible movie after terrible movie? Awww -- I can’t stay mad at HER!
So today we celebrate Jessica’s freakish cuteness with a publicity still of her as a stripper with a heart of gold working an oddly fibrous stripper pole in the (admittedly imaginary) film Sin Kitty.
tags: jessica alba, ass, cute kitten,sex kitten, regular kitten, sin city, er, sin kitty