Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Christian Slater plunges into Paris Hilton's Bush
No, no. Not THAT bush. You guys have filthy, filthy minds. An actual bush, with leaves and shit. This past weekend, see, (alleged) ass-grabbing Hollywood has-been Christian Slater climbed up onto a roof at a Paris Hilton party, then slipped and fell headlong into her bush. Again, we reiterate: an actual, green, leafy, photosynthetic, living bush. Slater wasn’t injured, though he did get herpes.
Slater Falls from Roof at Paris Hilton Bash
Christian Slater falls for Paris' bush
tags: christian slater, plunge, paris hilton, bush, herpes, ass grab