Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Tuesday Lynx: I am the WIENER!

I am the WIENER! (But I am not named “castlebrity!”)
Celine Dion is thawing a monster.
Rupert Murdoch’s got balls.
Paris Hilton suggestively waggles her finger in front of Tom Sizemore.
Kate Moss, poetess.
Lindsay’s Lohans make a surprise comeback.