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Sarah Jessica Parker is complaining that skinny celeb mamas like Victoria Beckham are sending the wrong message to new moms, who, SJP says, should endeavor to be a tiny bit plumper than wire coathangers.

Obviously, SJP’s just jealous because Posh is so much prettier. She’s a dainty little angel! A hairless dainty angel with giant cat ears!

tags: sarah jessica parker, posh spice, victoria beckham, stick insect, dainty angel