catlebrity

...to TAKE OVER THE WORLD, it is my duty as a CatSymp to distract you with stupid trivia! So let's get to it:

“Hey, dude, after the fight, you wanna go see Brokeback Mountain?”

“No way, dude! You KNOW we're totally not gay!"

Posh defends her man against a human female! But humans are no match for Skeletor!

“Not Debbie, De-bor-ah! What are you laughing at? Do I have something in my teeth?”

The world’s most brittle smile ever.

“Tom, don’t worry. It'll be fine. There's no way she could get away. That Incubation Chamber we installed in her belly will slow her down big-time if she tries to make a run for it. And there's that GPS thing we implanted in her ass. Plus a team of Celebrity-Retention Technicians following her in a van. And, oh yeah, she’s wearing an ORANGE CLOAK SO BRIGHT IT'S VISIBLE FROM SPACE!!"

Don’t take hairstyling tips from cats with fruit on their heads.