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Paris is a terrible pet owner! But David Hasselhoff is even worse.

At least he’s got fans in Germany, though. Paris, not so much.

Posh, meanwhile, lacks an ass; Borat has lost his web site; and Carrot Top is overcompensating for something (probably his lack of talent).

Meanwhile, Scarlet has had an unfortunate stapler mishap; and some of Hollywood’s grande dames are turning into real Hollywood Madames.

UPDATE: The screenshot's from a game called Shivering Kittens. (The link there gets you to an early version of the game; there's a more recent version of the game also hosted on that site.) Haven't tried it, but it does look awfully cute.