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UPDATE: More people come to this page on my blog than any other. Why? This is not, by any stretch of the imagination (or of Paris' rear entryway), my best cattified celebrity. Is is because I use the word "pussy"? You people have filthy minds.

These posts are all much better:

Mrs. Trump Has a Kitten
LOST spinoff: Lost Cat
Jessica Alba, Sin Kitty
Gwyneth preggers
K-Fed in the doghouse!
Jen Garner, Ready to Pop
Jen Garner Drops a Litter!
Jennifer Aniston Topless! (Literally)
Macy's Parade Mishap!
Kirsten Dunst’s Drunken Master!
Bush battles door!
MJ: The King of Poop
J Lo, illegal space alien
Vince Vaughn: Not fat, fluffy!
Nicollette Sheridan: Desperate Housecat
Nicole Richie is thoroughly inspected

Or you can just start with the newest posts and work your way back.

Now back to the original post:

Turns out that alleged Paris Hilton nude-with-a-weird-ass photo that’s been making the rounds is a big fat fake. We here at CAT.LEBRITY could have told you that. That’s because we have the original. Not the bikini one. That’s fake too.

I think Ms. Hilton can teach us all a lesson here: You’re never fully dressed without a kitten in your ass.

Tags: paris hilton, kitten, ass