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This just in: Lindsay Lohan fell down a mine shaft, but then was miraculously rescued!

By Superman! And fairies! And Paris Hilton flew by on a giant magical bird!

Oh, wait, that’s not “just in.” I sort of just imagined it, and then didn’t bother to check my facts, which, it turns out, actually weren’t facts at all. Ah well. The voices in my head, while certainly noisy enough, are not always the most reliable source for breaking news, alas. But, hey, what is?

Still, I seem to remember something about young Miss Lohan going to the hospital, or something.

tags: lindsay lohan, media, fact checking, dewey defeats truman