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Yes, she also spreads her legs, and, we’re guessing, herpes, and maybe even peanut butter once in a while, but Paris Hilton is also capable of spreading some seasonally appropriate cheer. Without actually doing anything, even.

It seems that everyone’s favorite slatternly heiress has been drafted into the War On Christmas, though it’s not clear which side she’s helping. See, some guy in Rhode Island is getting into hot water with the neighbors because his elaborate and surprisingly elegant front-yard Christmas display happens to incorporate several large photos of Ms. Hilton clad in, well, some seasonally INappropriate attire.

We here at cat.lebrity encourage our readers to incorporate Paris into their Christmas celebrations as well. Merely print out the image at left, paste it to some stiff cardboard, attach a hook and --hey presto! -- a Christmas tree ornament sure to frighten even the normally unflappable Mr. Claus.

We're not sure why she's playing a guitar either. She just is.