Monday, December 05, 2005

I Married a Monster!

The lovely, ghoulish Dita Von Trapp, er, Teese, has finally made an honest man out of Marilyn Manson. The two tied the knot in a nondenominational ceremony at Castle Gurteen in Ireland this Saturday. And when we say "tied the knot," we mean "got married." There will be plenty of time to tie knots, by which we mean "crazy Japanese bondage knots," during the honeymoon!

Afterwards the happy couple skinned and ate a baby.

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