Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Sienna Miller in a Catfight to the Death!


Sienna Miller clawed another photographer today. She was so angry she actually TURNED INTO A CAT. After swiftly killing the photographer with a bite to the neck, Sienna deposited his lifeless body next to Jude’s bed as a little kitty present.

As disgusted as you might be when you wake up, Jude, she thinks she's doing you a favor. Give her a pat on the head and some Little Liver Snaps.



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