Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Sienna Miller in a Catfight to the Death!

Sienna Miller clawed another photographer today. She was so angry she actually TURNED INTO A CAT. After swiftly killing the photographer with a bite to the neck, Sienna deposited his lifeless body next to Jude’s bed as a little kitty present.
As disgusted as you might be when you wake up, Jude, she thinks she's doing you a favor. Give her a pat on the head and some Little Liver Snaps.