Wednesday, November 23, 2005

A Turkey Feast of Links

If Teri’s van is a-rockin’, don’t go a-knockin! Seriously, because she’ll sue your ass. Also, are you sure you really want to see what goes on that van? She's sort of turning into The Joker, and not in a good way.

May it please the court: "I apologize to Jennifer Garner and her pool boy Ben Affleck for involving them in my fantasies.” So says the guy just jailed for storing his mom’s dead body next to the frozen waffles. Still, we think he should get at least a year off his sentence for calling Ben a "pool boy."

Jake G. picks his next movie role. Oh, wait, not a role. His nose.

Homer Simpson gives directions.

Nicole Richie replaces her legs with toothpicks.

If those razors with two blades give you twice the shave, these pants give you twice the buttcrack!

Is Jacko good for the Jews? (Thanks, Fat Asian Baby, for the link.

Ashlee looks like an idiot.

Kimberly Stewart, same thing.

Dogs forced to wear stupid costumes! Ha! Dogs suck! Catz ROOOL!

Happy Thanksgiving! I will be giving thanks for:

1) Cats,
2) Idiot Celebrities and
3) you, the faithful blog reader.

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