Friday, August 11, 2006

Mel Gibson blames kinkajous for all the world's wars

Paris Hilton’s kinkajou, Baby Luv, is back! And apparently feeling a little bitey.

Upon hearing the news, a drunken Mel Gibson declared: “Fucking kinkajous! The kinkajous are responsible for all of the wars in the world. Are you a kinkajou?”

Then he stripped to his underwear and began playing the banjo.

For more Mel, see What Jew Talkin' 'Bout, Mel?

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