Friday, August 11, 2006
Mel Gibson blames kinkajous for all the world's wars

Paris Hilton’s kinkajou, Baby Luv, is back! And apparently feeling a little bitey.
Upon hearing the news, a drunken Mel Gibson declared: “Fucking kinkajous! The kinkajous are responsible for all of the wars in the world. Are you a kinkajou?”
Then he stripped to his underwear and began playing the banjo.
For more Mel, see What Jew Talkin' 'Bout, Mel?
tags: paris hilton, baby luv , kinkajou, mel gibson, drunk, anti-semite