Tuesday, January 10, 2006
My Boobyguard

Paris needs a boobyguard.
Nicky needs a boogerguard.
Is Star from a distant star?
This is a reminder to check for these.
Dakota Fanning, coke whore? (Allegedly!)
They’re smooth as eggs!
No cold weather shrinkage here!
Kate is not Kate.
Dude! It’s a llama!
Kitty!