Saturday, November 12, 2005

J-Loving the Alien

So why, you ask, did J Lo recently appear in public looking like some kind of waxy space alien?

Well, to ask that question is to answer it: because she IS a a space alien. Specifically a giant hairless cat-alien from planet Qbtxlyyl in the Spwwazyt sector. (Right off the Yy!!vsdew nebula -- you can’t miss it.)

Anyway, through my connections on Rrru5vcxx, the paparazzi planet, I was able to procure this picture of her on her home world. She’s much prettier, I think, when she takes off those awful wigs to reveal her lovely, lovely ears.

By the way: Some people think all cats are aliens. Not true, but some of them are working for aliens.

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