catlebrity

Watching Paris Hilton is like watching a car crash. Literally.

Ladies and gentlemen, the sexiest man alive! (Well, that’s what People apparently thinks.)

This is what happens to kitten killers. (Paging Dr. Bill Frist!)

“Yo, don't step, Pat O'Brien is good peoples.”

I am again THE WIENER!. Well, the WINNER. Well, one of five. SCARY PICTURE!

Also: On the right side of the page you will find two new adopted imaginary pets! These cursor-chasing kitties have kept me amused for many minutes! Because I am a cat-addled idiot.