Monday, August 21, 2006
John Mark Karr is a Creepy Monkey
Frequently fired schoolteacher and world traveler John Mark Karr may or may not have killed JonBenet Ramsey, but he is, beyond a reasonable doubt, seriously creepy.
Posted by Catlebrity for guest editor Monkeylebrity. It's Monkey Week on Catlebrity!
tags: john mark karr, jonbenet, creepy, monkey, pedophile (allegedly)
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Kittens Discovered Living in Nicole Richie's Bikini
With Nicole Richie growing smaller every day, there’s so much extra room in her now-baggy bikini that a litter of kittens has taken up residence there.
(Original Star magazine scan borrowed from Popbytes.)
For more on Nicole, see Nicole Richie is Thoroughly Inspected.
For another uberskinny celeb, see Posh Should Nosh.
tags: nicole richie, kittens, anorexia, bikini
Friday, August 11, 2006
Mel Gibson blames kinkajous for all the world's wars
Paris Hilton’s kinkajou, Baby Luv, is back! And apparently feeling a little bitey.
Upon hearing the news, a drunken Mel Gibson declared: “Fucking kinkajous! The kinkajous are responsible for all of the wars in the world. Are you a kinkajou?”
Then he stripped to his underwear and began playing the banjo.
For more Mel, see What Jew Talkin' 'Bout, Mel?
tags: paris hilton, baby luv , kinkajou, mel gibson, drunk, anti-semite
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Don't poke these links with a stick
Paris’ ass cheek goiter returns! (For the original ass cheek goiter, see the always excellent Cityrag.)
Luckily, Paris is not so troubled by her ass goiter that she can’t sit down for a nice pretend read.
John Travolta’s got a great rack!
That’s not Suri; that’s just Tom in a diaper.
Pink is a plagiarised cartoon!
But she’s still pretty hot. Except when she does this.
Don’t poke a leopard with a stick
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Link 'n' Park
Lindsay’s ass is fried. Er, fired.
The dancers in the second picture here are about as interested in Mariah as the U.S. Olympic team was interested in Jane Russell in “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.”
Tara’s tatas are temporarily contained.
Mel Gibson has opinions about the gays too.
Cats on screens!
How to make felt from cat hair.
The most energetic clip art you’ll ever see.
A windy day at the beach.