tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-175512072024-03-07T21:54:25.621-06:00catlebrityhalf cats, half celebrities, completely stupidcatlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comBlogger174125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-39098035968452974312008-05-04T17:03:00.003-05:002008-05-04T17:10:20.778-05:00Catlebrity's Got a Brand New Blog<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdUGDcUhP3kMYKkm_TSie2YDUGm74zYHCCLKZyrQETSbHSfQT5UsOfyYgL25VLe6jQai2VuV3_epYEJXQPFa1t6rpNg6oierhmdFQ-oE6UxZWqWsii3hC7QEIpCXsASfLtqQ7u/s1600-h/0711-Rowson-Dawkins.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdUGDcUhP3kMYKkm_TSie2YDUGm74zYHCCLKZyrQETSbHSfQT5UsOfyYgL25VLe6jQai2VuV3_epYEJXQPFa1t6rpNg6oierhmdFQ-oE6UxZWqWsii3hC7QEIpCXsASfLtqQ7u/s320/0711-Rowson-Dawkins.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196648294023525058" /></a><br />Hey everybody! After a long hiatus, I've got a brand-new blog. It's about poncey atheist rabblerouser Richard Dawkins, and how he's a douchebag! It's called <a href="http://dawkinsdouche.wordpress.com/">Richard Dawkins is a Douchebag. </a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1162861447699580952006-11-06T18:59:00.000-06:002006-11-06T19:07:09.170-06:00Do the Trite Thing<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/redyawncatbig.0.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:10 10 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/200/redyawncatbig.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Catlebrity is resting, so if you've finished looking at all our old posts, swing on by our NEW FAVORITE BLOG EVER! <br /><br />I present to you: <a href=http://trite.wordpress.com/ target="_blank">trite!</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1159396214032694032006-09-27T17:28:00.000-05:002006-10-12T21:39:06.813-05:00Catlebrity Plays the Hits<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/Cat%20TiaraNotebook.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/320/Cat%20TiaraNotebook.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Since we’re on, er hiatus, please to enjoy this second batch of Catlebrity’s Greatest Hits. (See more in the sidebar.) <br /><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/08/kittens-discovered-living-in-nicole.html>Kittens Living in Nicole's Bikini</a><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/07/lance-bass-is-pretty-kitty.html>Lance Bass is a Pretty Kitty</a><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/07/keith-richards-pirate-of-cat-ribbean.html>Arrr! Keith Richards!</a><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/06/paris-must-poop.html>Paris in the Toilet (Literally)</a><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/06/sean-preston-federline-makes-poopie.html>Sean Preston Federline Makes a Poopy</a><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/06/paris-hilton-is-toonces-cat.html>Paris Hilton is Toonces the Cat</a><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/05/paris-sings-show-tunes.html>Paris Sings Show Tunes</a><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/06/k-fed-takes-bath.html>K-Fed Takes a Bath</a><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/02/lost-spinoff-lost-cat.html>Lost Spinoff: Lost Cat</a><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/02/jessica-alba-sin-kitty.html>Jessica Alba, Sin Kitty</a><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/01/gwyneth-fermenting-another-baby.html>Gwyneth ith Pregnant</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1158887164562984542006-09-21T20:03:00.001-05:002006-09-21T20:11:10.913-05:00Catlebrity is sleeping, again<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/kitten.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/320/kitten.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Catlebrity is sleeping. And Monkeylebrity has escaped. So don't expect new posts for awhile. Enjoy the old ones.catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1156202928975506222006-08-21T18:24:00.000-05:002006-08-21T20:18:28.556-05:00John Mark Karr is a Creepy Monkey<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/creepymonkey.5.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/creepymonkey.5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Frequently fired schoolteacher and world traveler John Mark Karr may or may not have killed JonBenet Ramsey, but he is, beyond a reasonable doubt, seriously creepy. <br /><br />Posted by Catlebrity for guest editor Monkeylebrity. It's Monkey Week on Catlebrity! <br /><br />tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/john+mark+karr" rel="tag">john mark karr</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/jonbenet" rel="tag">jonbenet</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/creepy" rel="tag">creepy</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/monkey" rel="tag">monkey</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/pedophile" rel="tag">pedophile</a> (allegedly)catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1155762877980452202006-08-16T16:14:00.000-05:002006-08-18T14:39:43.530-05:00Kittens Discovered Living in Nicole Richie's Bikini<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/hicolekittens.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/hicolekittens.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />With Nicole Richie growing smaller every day, there’s so much extra room in her now-baggy bikini that a litter of kittens has taken up residence there. <br /><br />(Original Star magazine scan borrowed from <a href=http://popbytes.com/archive/2006/08/stars_skinny_nicole_richie_diagram.shtml target="_blank">Popbytes.</a>)<br /><br />For more on Nicole, see <a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2005/10/nicole-richie-is-thoroughly-inspected.html>Nicole Richie is Thoroughly Inspected.</a><br /><br />For another uberskinny celeb, see <a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2005/12/posh-should-nosh-says-sarah-jessica.html>Posh Should Nosh.</a><br /><br />tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/nicole+richie" rel="tag">nicole richie</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/kittens" rel="tag">kittens</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/anorexia" rel="tag">anorexia</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/hitler+cat" rel="tag">bikini</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1155322072618379032006-08-11T13:44:00.000-05:002006-08-11T13:49:17.580-05:00Mel Gibson blames kinkajous for all the world's wars<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/melKinkajou.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/melKinkajou.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Paris Hilton’s kinkajou, Baby Luv, is back! And apparently feeling a little <a href=http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060811/en_celeb_eo/19735 target="_blank">bitey.</a> <br /><br />Upon hearing the news, a drunken Mel Gibson declared: “Fucking kinkajous! The kinkajous are responsible for all of the wars in the world. Are you a kinkajou?” <br /><br />Then he stripped to his underwear and began playing the banjo. <br /><br />For more Mel, see <a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/07/what-jew-talkin-bout-mel.html>What Jew Talkin' 'Bout, Mel?</a><br /><br />tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/paris+hilton" rel="tag">paris hilton</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/baby+luv" rel="tag">baby luv </a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/kinkajou" rel="tag">kinkajou</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/mel+gibson" rel="tag">mel gibson</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/drunk" rel="tag">drunk</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/anti-semite" rel="tag">anti-semite</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1155266603173970042006-08-10T22:22:00.000-05:002006-08-10T22:26:59.250-05:00Don't poke these links with a stick<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/20031223-cat.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/320/20031223-cat.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Paris’ <a href=http://richfamousandgross.blogspot.com/2006/08/well.html target="_blank">ass cheek goiter returns!</a> (For the original ass cheek goiter, see the always excellent <a href=http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/10/paris_hiltons_a.html target="_blank">Cityrag.</a>)<br /><br />Luckily, Paris is not so troubled by her ass goiter that she can’t sit down for a nice <a href=http://yeeeah.com/blog/2006/08/10/paris-hilton-is-a-very-good-actress/#more-2014 target="_blank">pretend read.</a><br /><br />John Travolta’s got a <a href=http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/08/hot_trend_alert.html target="_blank">great rack!</a><br /><br />That’s not Suri; that’s just <a href=http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/08/is-this-baby-suri.html target="_blank">Tom in a diaper.</a><br /><br />Pink is a <a href=http://fandumb.wordpress.com/2006/08/09/pink-vs-martin-emonds-wrapup/ target="_blank">plagiarised cartoon!</a><br />But she’s still pretty hot. Except when she does <a href=http://www.hotonlinenews.com/2006/08/06/Pink_Is_Disgusting.html target="_blank">this.</a><br /><br />Don’t <a href=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7525574102901564733 target="_blank">poke a leopard with a stick</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1154465942959541302006-08-01T15:56:00.000-05:002006-08-01T16:20:25.503-05:00Link 'n' Park<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/ll490.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/200/ll490.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Lindsay’s ass is fried. Er, <a href=http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=20460 target="_blank">fired.</a><br /><br />The dancers in the second picture <a href=http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/08/mimi-is-trying.html target="_blank">here</a> are about as interested in Mariah as the U.S. Olympic team was interested in Jane Russell in “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.”<br /><br />Tara’s tatas are temporarily <a href=http://richfamousandgross.blogspot.com/2006/07/this-is-what-you-get-when-you-throw.html target="_blank">contained.</a><br /><br />Mel Gibson has opinions about <a href=http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com/2006/07/deep-thoughts-by-mel-gibson.html target="_blank">the gays</a> too. <br /><br /><a href=http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/07/cats_on_screens.html target="_blank">Cats on screens!</a><br /><br />How to make felt from <a href=http://getcrafty.com/blogs.php?user=Project%20UK!&entry=4560 target="_blank">cat hair.</a><br /><br />The most energetic <a href=http://oliverlaric.com/787cliparts.htm target="_blank">clip art</a> you’ll ever see. <br /><br />A <a href=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1208113432572686065 target="_blank">windy day at the beach.</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1154236898459293462006-07-30T00:20:00.000-05:002006-07-30T00:26:25.883-05:00What Jew Talkin' 'Bout, Mel?<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/melHitlercats3.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/melHitlercats3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Mel Gibson, shown here with his lawyers, gave a press conference this Saturday in an attempt to apologize for that impromptu <a href=http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/28/gibsons-anti-semitic-tirade-alleged-cover-up/ target="_blank">anti-Semitic tirade</a> he launched into after being arrested for drunk driving on Friday night. <br /><br />Things got off to a rocky start when Gibson opened the floor to questions by calling on “you, the fucking Jew in the back row. Yeah, you, ask me one of your fucking Jew questions, you filthy money-changing, dreidel-spinning, Jew-fro-sporting Christ-killing Jewy Jew-pants!” <br /><br />It was not immediately clear why Gibson was wearing women's clothing. <br /><br />For more pictures of Mel’s lawyers, see <a href=http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/ target="_blank">Cats That Look Like Hitler.</a><br /><br />tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/mel+gibson" rel="tag">mel gibson</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/drunk" rel="tag">drunk</a>,<a href="http://technorati.com/tag/tranny" rel="tag">tranny</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/anti-semite" rel="tag">anti-semite</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/hitler" rel="tag">hitler</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/cats"rel="tag">cats</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/DUI" rel="tag">DUI</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1154221862770219912006-07-29T20:10:00.000-05:002006-07-29T20:12:16.010-05:00Kitties on Film: Going Bananas!<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HwZDGaLB2NY"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HwZDGaLB2NY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Yes, we want <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FuJMK9-_F0 target="_blank">no bananas!</a><br /><a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoUUWfPkDAI target="_blank">Cat banana ennui.</a><br /><a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORCjqHT4NVc target="_blank">Inspector Cat and the Case of Bananas</a> <br /><a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwbnkcezaiA target="_blank">When in doubt, lick it.</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1154068551063140752006-07-28T01:34:00.000-05:002006-07-28T01:35:51.086-05:00Lance Bass is a Pretty Kitty<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/LanceBassPrettyKitty.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/LanceBassPrettyKitty.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />We weren’t shocked, exactly, when Ellen came out of the closet. Or Rosie. Or even Donald Rumsfeld. But Lance Bass!? LANCE motherfucking BASS!!?? We never saw that one coming. <br /><br />Still, looking through the old photos of Lance we have in our, ah, private collection, we’re thinking maybe we should have picked up a hint or two.<br /><br />tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/lance+bass" rel="tag">lance bass</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/sailor+suit" rel="tag">sailor suit</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/gay" rel="tag">gay</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/very+very+gay" rel="tag">very very gay</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1153873352840581142006-07-25T19:08:00.000-05:002006-07-25T22:49:17.833-05:00Ann Coulter, Death Warmed Over in a LBD<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/coulter_voteregnm_300x250.gif"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/coulter_voteregnm_300x250.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />This excessive heat makes me too sleepy to do any photoshopping today, so here' s a thoroughly UNphotoshopped little picture I found of Ann Coulter in a sort of zombie-minx pose. (The decaying flesh on her legs detracts a little from the glamour of it all.) As always, she's wearing her trademark Little Black Dress. Does she ever wash that thing? It must reek to high heaven.<br /><br />tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/ann+coulter" rel="tag">ann coulter</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/cadaver" rel="tag">cadaver</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/death" rel="tag">death</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/stench" rel="tag">stench</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/little+black+dress" rel="tag">little black dress</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1153292897330101572006-07-19T02:06:00.000-05:002006-07-19T02:13:49.490-05:00Dazed and Confused Links<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/Cat%20of%20the%20week_Hippie%20with%20hat.0.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/200/Cat%20of%20the%20week_Hippie%20with%20hat.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Ex-Ice Princess Oksana Baiul has given up on makeup entirely; now she simply dips her face in boiling oil to get a nice <a href=http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/07/gold_medal_bron.html target="_blank">crispy sheen.</a><br /><br />Excited by her upcoming re-nuptuals, Pam takes her <a href=http://richfamousandgross.blogspot.com/2006/07/freaking-horses-harness-couldnt-keep.html target="_blank">nipples out for a walk</a> -- and then later for a <a href=http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2006/07/18/i-am-pam-andersons-breasts-falling-of-the-day/ target="_blank">swim.</a><br /><br />Not for the first time, Paris kisses a <a href=http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/07/paris-hilton-has-low-standards.html target="_blank">weasel!</a><br /><br />No, <a href=http://thegildedmoose.blogspot.com/2006/07/exclusive-pics-ann-coulters-halloween.html target="_blank">she’s</a> too good-looking to be Ann Coulter. <br /><br />Do you believe in <a href=http://theartpitt.blogspot.com/2006/07/truth-is-out-there-trust-no-one.html target="_blank">Suri?</a><br /><br />Tara Reid goes around the block in a <a href=http://gabsmash.blogspot.com/2006/07/where-am-i.html target="_blank">daze.</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1153260245634983712006-07-18T17:00:00.000-05:002006-07-18T20:28:05.106-05:00What (Drugged-Out) Justin Timberlake Saw<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/whatjustinsaw.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/whatjustinsaw.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />The cat's out of the bag! Turns out our dear little Justin Timberlake <a href=http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/07/justin-is-new-pete-sort-ofnot-really.html target="_blank">loves the drugs.</a> In fact, we at cat.lebrity have learned, when he was performing that notorious Super Bowl halftime show he was so whacked out on LSD that THIS is what he saw when Janet's boob came popping out. <br /><br />tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/justin+timberlake" rel="tag">justin timberlake</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/marijuana" rel="tag">marijuana</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/heroin" rel="tag">heroin</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/LSD" rel="tag">LSD</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Drugs" rel="tag">Drugs</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/janet+jackson" rel="tag">janet jackson</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Boobies" rel="tag">Boobies</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/nipple+slip" rel="tag">nipple slip</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/kitten" rel="tag">kitten</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1153255808810329612006-07-18T15:47:00.000-05:002006-07-18T15:50:08.836-05:00Being Britney<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/u43uUXTk4rM"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/u43uUXTk4rM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />See the world through Britney's eyes!catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1152687545730890732006-07-12T01:58:00.000-05:002006-07-12T02:02:09.790-05:00Sad Little Pussy Links<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/graybaby2sm.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/320/graybaby2sm.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Paris <a href=http://richfamousandgross.blogspot.com/2006/07/paris-hilton-gets-some-pussy.html target="_blank">pets the pussy!</a><br /><br />Apparently, she’ll be doing a lot more of that now, as she claims she’s <a href=http://www.celebnewswire.com/2006/07/paris_bans_bang.html target="_blank">boycotting sex for a year.</a><br /><br />Presumably that’ll give <a href=http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/07/paris-hilton-is-airing-it-out-again.html target="_blank">this thing</a> some time to recover. Oh, who are we kidding? It’s never going to fully recover. <br /><br />Ladies and gentlemen, the <a href=http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/07/thank-god-for-foundation.html target="_blank">face of L’Oreal</a>, sans L’Oreal. <br /><br />But who needs makeup when you’re <a href=http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/07/michael_douglas.html target="_blank">made of wax?</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1152657331724320282006-07-11T17:33:00.000-05:002006-07-11T17:35:31.746-05:00Suri Cruise Found! (In a Bag)<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/BabySuri.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/BabySuri.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Here, at long last, is the authentic photo of Suri Cruise that we’ve all been waiting for. Apparently the reason we hadn’t seen her until now is that she spent most of the last eight weeks hiding in a bag. Hey, that’s perfectly normal behavior for a kitten. What’s strange is that -- even apart from the fact that she’s a kitten -- she doesn’t look much like Tom, or Katie. Actually, she looks more like ... no, that can’t be. I mean, he died in 1987 or something, and we all know there’s no such thing as reincarnation. Or is there? <br /><br />tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/suri" rel="tag">Suri</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/tom+cruise" rel="tag">tom cruise</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Katie+Holmes" rel="tag">Katie Holmes</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Scientology" rel="tag">Scientology</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/kitten" rel="tag">kitten</a> (in a bag).catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1152148019655534462006-07-05T20:05:00.000-05:002006-07-05T20:13:44.106-05:00Keith Richards: Pirate of the Cat-ribbean!<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/keithpiratecat.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/keithpiratecat.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Yep, Keith Richards (who's reportedly still alive) will <a href=http://www.dose.ca/toronto/movies/story.html?s_id=A8DqAjNkmuTSkwrSInWR8KJvgjJCRLsPkcZbpyb3%2B9DaDvrD3TS51A%3D%3D target="_blank">appear</a> in the next installment of Pirates of the Caribbean. Which makes perfect sense, because he's quite fond of rum, and already has his own costume! <br /><br /><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/keith+richards" rel="tag">keith richards</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/pirates" rel="tag">pirates</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/pirates+of+the+caribbean" rel="tag">pirates of the caribbean</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/rum" rel="tag">rum</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/arrr" rel="tag">arrr</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1152144035527208452006-07-05T18:58:00.000-05:002006-07-06T00:21:20.986-05:00Kitties on Film: Cat Dancers<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gYVLib_WGe4"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gYVLib_WGe4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />We like the cats, the cats that go boom! <br /><br /><a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giNsWZinkYo target="_blank">Cat! I’m a kitty cat!</a> (A classic.) <br /><a href=http://imag.lutik.ru/ target="_blank">Ascii Cat Dance!</a> <br /><a href=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-396342314436535102&q=cat+dance target="_blank">Dancehall kitten!</a><br /><a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZzDpysrcy0 target="_blank">Warning! Not actual cat.</a><br /><a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq3ZjY0Uf-g target="_blank">Neither is this.</a> (It's cornstarch. Watch the whole thing for the full effect.)catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1151714021652276422006-06-30T19:32:00.000-05:002006-06-30T19:33:41.666-05:00Star Jones Pees on Barbara's Chair<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/starPidKitty.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/starPidKitty.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Even after her little post-View media tour, Star Jones Reynolds remains one pissed-off kitty. Earlier today she snuck onto the set of The View and had to be hauled off by guards who caught her tearing up the furniture. Witnesses noticed a strong odor of cat pee in the air, but, to be fair, that’s pretty much how The View set always smells. <br /><br />tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/star+jones" rel="tag">star jones</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/The+view" rel="tag">The view</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/angry" rel="tag">angry</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/rampage" rel="tag">rampage</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/catfight" rel="tag">catfight</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/cat+pee" rel="tag">cat pee</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1150932608860500452006-06-21T18:27:00.000-05:002006-06-21T18:40:00.820-05:00Paris Must Poop!<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/parismustpee.0.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/parismustpee.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Recently, while flying over Germany on some super-secret slutty mission, Paris Hilton landed her helicopter on a farm and <a href=http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/06/paris-hilton-needs-to-be-potty-trained.html target="_blank"> forced the family living there to let her use their bathroom</a>. Apparently, says someone who was there, "her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn't go inside their own house while she was using the loo."<br /><br />What's even worse is that she's still not quite sure how to use a toilet. That's why she usually just squats on the ground and lets loose. <br /><br />Related: <br /><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/06/paris-hilton-is-toonces-cat.html>Paris Hilton is Toonces the Cat</a><br /><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/06/sean-preston-federline-makes-poopie.html>Sean Preston Federline Makes a Poopie</a><br /><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2005/11/michael-jackson-king-of-poop.html>Michael Jackson, King of Poop</a><br /><br /><a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/02/cat-poop-in-ann-coulters-face.html>Cat Poop in Ann Coulter's Face</a><br /><br />tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/paris+hilton" rel="tag">paris hilton</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/pee" rel="tag">pee</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Poo" rel="tag">Poo</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/toilet+training" rel="tag">toilet training</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1150739117036531272006-06-19T12:41:00.000-05:002006-06-19T16:25:38.470-05:00Brandon Davis Gets an Oil Change<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/oilyheir.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/oilyheir.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Oily heir and <a href=http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/brandon_davis/before_rehab_20060616.php target="_blank">team firecrotch</a> member Brandon Davis has reportedly checked into rehab. No, it has nothing to do with drugs. They just need to scrub him down and apply a fresh coat of oil, a process that may take several weeks. <br /><br />UPDATE: Aaaak! Brandon Davis has invaded my unconcious! Shortly after posting this, I took a little, er, catnap, and had a dream in which the oily heir and a bunch of his buddies busted into my apartment. One of them dismantled my phone, and the rest were, well, obnoxious douchebags. I couldn't get them to leave so eventually I had to knock Brandon out by bashing him on the head with a bottle of booze. <br /><br />tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/brandon+davis" rel="tag">brandon davis</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/oil" rel="tag">oil</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/grease" rel="tag">grease</a>. <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/rehab" rel="tag">rehab</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/firecrotch" rel="tag">firecrotch</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1150349839728201462006-06-15T00:35:00.000-05:002006-06-15T00:40:40.586-05:00Super Kitty Links Jamfest<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/64228343_6873ac7574.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/320/64228343_6873ac7574.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href=http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/06/13/post_90.php target="_blank">Kitty reality show!</a><br /><br /><a href=http://www.meowmixhouse.com/webcamsite.html target="_blank">Kitty reality show webcams!</a><br /><br /><a href=http://www.laurel-travel.ru/kreo/catwash.html target="_blank">Catwash!</a><br /><br /><a href=http://www.flickr.com/photos/junku/sets/303691 target="_blank">Kitties a-leaping!</a><br /><br /><a href=http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200wales/tm_objectid=17220888&method=full&siteid=50082&headline=criminal-cats-and-deviant-dogs-creating-havoc-name_page.html target="_blank">Moggy coddling imperils Wales!</a><br /><br />No kitties here, just <a href=http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=10621&display=photoshop target="_blank">crazily photoshopped celebrities!</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17551207.post-1150335486905854562006-06-14T20:36:00.000-05:002006-06-15T02:15:03.216-05:00Sean Preston Federline Makes a Poopie<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/1600/spflitterbox2.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3151/1694/400/spflitterbox2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />So <a href=http://www.usmagazine.com/blog/2006/06/14/us-exclusive-britneys-dirty-diaper-drama/ target="_blank">US Weekly is reporting</a> that not too long ago big mama Britney took little Sean Preston thong shopping with her at Victoria’s Secret -- babies love slutty lingerie! Well, it seems he made a poopie in his diapers and, perfect mother that she is, Brit Brit insisted on changing him right then and there, on the floor, by the cash register. Being a charitable sort, she offered to donate the dirty diaper to a salesperson, who politely declined. <br /><br />Poor Britney! If it had been little Shiloh Nouvel’s diaper, the employee would have taken it gladly and built a little shrine to it, or auctioned it off on eBay for $10,000. <br /><br />To avoid future embarrassing scenes, we recommend that Britney have her manny cart around a little litterbox for baby Sean. It’s much more hygienic, and you can wait literally weeks before changing the litter. At least I do. <br /><br />By the way, here’s a <a href=http://catlebrity.blogspot.com/2006/06/britney-not-so-kitteny.html>lovely shot</a> of mama Britney. <br /><br />tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/britney" rel="tag">britney</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Britney+Spears" rel="tag">Britney Spears</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/kevin+federline" rel="tag">kevin federline</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/sean+preston" rel="tag">sean preston</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/baby" rel="tag">baby</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/baby+daddy" rel="tag">baby daddy</a>catlebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408619868561228649noreply@blogger.com